Retro Achievement for Home Improvement : Power Tool Pursuit!

Kalamazoo Sherrifs Dept

Arrested

Tim Allen

On Charges Of

Felony Drug Trafficking

Attempted to Sell

Over 650 Grams

Of a Controlled Substance

To an Undercover Officer

42 Thousand Dollars

A Gun in His Face

His Charges

Nailed It

Chilly

Cozy

More Power

Explosive

Hyped Up

5 Tims

Tool Time

Mr. Allen

At a Local Airport

Would Normally Mean

However

Mr. Candyman

Snitched

And Became the Star

Real Men Don't Need Instructions

Hi-Di-Ho Neighbor

Psyche!

He Expected

A Life Sentence

Of the Hit Show

I Don't Think So Tim

Home Improvement